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Tuesday, November 18, 2008 (*millions)
  FILM GROSS TOTAL*
1 Quantum Of Solace $4,052,368 $75.7123
2 Madagascar Escape 2 Africa $1,190,359 $119.2613
3 Role Models $880,995 $39.2696
4 Changeling $379,200 $28.3149
5 Zack and Miri Make a Porno $327,916 $27.0860
6 Secret Life Of Bees, The $196,655 $33.9944
7 High School Musical 3: Senior Year $172,343 $84.4930
8 Soul Men $159,497 $9.7042
9 Saw V $140,998 $55.6649
10 Fireproof $99,931 $30.3901
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Top Show Total
NCIS (CBS) 18.0 mil
Top Shows A18-49
House (FOX) 5.5/15
Fringe (FOX) 4.1/10
Dancing With the Stars results (ABC) 4.0/10
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FOX 4.8/12
NBC 3.4/9
CBS 3.2/8
ABC 2.7/7
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